Jason Teague

Yeah, I'm not answering. It's probably not personal unless you're an asshole. In which case, don't bother leaving a message. The rest of you know what to do.

The people I love don't need to be told. Or at least they shouldn't. If I love you then I've done everything in my power to make you happy, bent over backwards and twisted myself into knots for you. I've bled for you, lied for you, cheated, stolen or nearly died for you. I remember how you like your coffee, your favorite shampoo and the way you like to have the bed made. If I love you, you shouldn't need my words because all you need to do is reach into my chest and take out my heart. That's what it's for. Just make sure to put it back in approximately the same place you found it.

1. My mother
2. My father
3. Robin Hood
4. Curly
5. Big Poppa
6. My godfather Virgil
7. Lourdes
8. Emmy but I was 4 and I don't think that counts
9. Anna Marie
10. Lana